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Clever People Reveal How'd They'd Trick A Genie Into Granting Them Immortality
Clever People Reveal How'd They'd Trick A Genie Into Granting Them Immortality

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It happens in the movies why oh why can't it happen in real life? Wouldn't we all love a Genie who lives in a magic lamp; whose life goal is to make our every whim a reality? Of course we're a greedy group and the usual 3 wishes are no where near enough to satisfy even the best of us. One of life's greatest fascinations in life is the belief that immortality is possible. To be able to still be standing after the dust of life settles with roaches, Keith Richards and Cher. But what if that wish wasn't a direct option? How do we make it one?

Redditor _Noak_Andreasson wanted to know what tricks people would pull to enhance their lives by asking... A genie grants you immortality under the condition you choose one possible but improbable way you can be killed. What is your immortality loophole? _You'll learn that people are weird.

HIT ALL THE RIGHT KEYS!

Having a piano dropped on me. If I must die, it will at least have a comical effect.

Avaruustonttu

THOUGHTS?

In a mine shaft. That way you would be A flat miner.

EnderSir

That'd B major injury.

Ameritape

BON JOVI'S IDEA WAS BETTER...
BON JOVI'S IDEA WAS BETTER...

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Shot through the heart with a piece of mistletoe by a blind man who was tricked into it. At least I'd know my killer would know Norse mythology.

AIM HIGHER...
AIM HIGHER...

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Getting shot by an arrow in the heel. It may not have worked out well for Achilles, but in 2018, who the heck is gonna come at me with a bow and arrow?

CONTROLLING AND SEVERE.
CONTROLLING AND SEVERE.

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Suicide of course.

I'm the captain of my soul.

holybad

AND THIS IDEA?

It has to be! some other suggestions ITT are impractically hard, after 600 years if you get bored,you don't want to get stuck here forever, waiting for the heat death of the universe.

lemmings121

Suicide and accidents with fault aren't the same thing.

Like a Darwin winner wouldn't be considered to have committed suicide.

Waveseeker

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