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Kids really do say it all.
Kids really do say it all.

Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's too real. Always it's worth hearing.

Reddit user KanyeLatte asked:

What's the unintentionally funniest thing you've ever heard a child say?

Here were some of the best answers.

Drugs
Drugs

Had a friend who transported goods for a pharmaceutical company. He jokingly referred to it as "delivering drugs" in front of his 4 year old nephew. One day, the friend was supposed to pick his nephew up from daycare. His caretaker asked him conversationally what his uncle did for a living. Of course, the kid spouts off that his uncle delivered/sold drugs for a living. This did not go over well with the caretaker. She proceeded to call the mother, who burst out laughing before she could explain.

Grammar Police
Grammar Police

My little brother (10) was telling a story about his friend "Jay" and himself to an older lady who is quite stiff about "kids these days".

Brother: "Me and 'Jay' were playing..."

Lady: "'Jay' and I"

Brother: "No, you weren't there."

Laughter erupts

Fair Question
Fair Question

'Dad what's that?'
'Thats a cemetery'
'Whats a cemetery?'
'Thats where they bury dead bodies'
'Oh'

(A few minutes pass)

'Dad?'
'Yeah?'
'Where do they bury the heads?'

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