Share

People Imagine The Funniest Things To Say Before Getting Put Under Anesthesia
People Imagine The Funniest Things To Say Before Getting Put Under Anesthesia

Anesthesia is fun, it's ok, you can admit it. But before that milk of amnesia flows, what do you want to say? My gastroenterologist used to say, "see you on the inside" before a colonoscopy.

Jamarcus_Haag asked, What would be a funny thing to say to a surgeon before anesthesia kicks in 5 seconds later?

Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.

Narrator: it worked.
Narrator: it worked.

Last thing I remember saying before a minor surgery, "I know what you're trying to do to me, and it's not gonna work."

What a great way to confuse people.
What a great way to confuse people.

Related: Penn Jillette told a story of someone he knows in the medical field who would count down with the patient as they go "under". The same person would be there as the patient regains consciousness and would continue counting from where they left off.

I remember my surgeon in April saying, "ok, now you're gonna..." then I woke up.
I remember my surgeon in April saying,

I had seen two orthopedists for my seriously broken ankle. One was nice and pretty quiet, but the other one was an obnoxious smartass (I really liked him.) I thought the quiet one was doing my surgery but I was just about to go under when I saw this face looming over me. He was wearing a surgical mask but I saw the mischievous blue eyes and said "oh shit! It's YOU!" He responded with a maniacal laugh, and next thing I knew I woke up feeling like I was about to puke.

Add Your Comment

Staff Picks!

Honest People Share The Moment They Realized They Needed To Get Their Life Under Control Honest People Share The Moment They Realized They Needed To Get Their Life Under Control 06.12.2018 By Roberto Acosta People on Reddit who hit rock bottom shared what turned ... Positivity 0 comments
Sentimental People Divulge The Best Piece Of Advice They've Received Sentimental People Divulge The Best Piece Of Advice They've Received 06.12.2018 By Mark Sophia Positivity 0 comments
Grownups Share The Most Childish Things They Still Enjoy Grownups Share The Most Childish Things They Still Enjoy 05.31.2018 By Brandon Gage Adulting is hard, but who said it can't be fun too?... Positivity 0 comments