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Silly People Share The Best Names They've Given To Inanimate Objects
Silly People Share The Best Names They've Given To Inanimate Objects

Do you name your favorite stuff?

moneybot13 asked, What inanimate object have you given a name?

Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.

Beware of penguin thing.
Beware of penguin thing.

I have a humidifier that looks like a penguin named Sir Puffington Blue. He's broken, and about a year ago I put him in a dumpster. About an hour later I went back out and rescued him. I couldn't take the guilt. Now Sir Puff guards the basement.

The name is very fitting.
The name is very fitting.

My dressmaker's mannequin. She wears all of the things I make, and her name is Marie Antoinette because she doesn't have a head.

Everybody gets to ride Jezebel.
Everybody gets to ride Jezebel.

My old car was named Jezebel. The whore of Babylon. She needed jumping a lot lol

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