Do you name your favorite stuff?
moneybot13 asked, What inanimate object have you given a name?
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I have a humidifier that looks like a penguin named Sir Puffington Blue. He's broken, and about a year ago I put him in a dumpster. About an hour later I went back out and rescued him. I couldn't take the guilt. Now Sir Puff guards the basement.
My dressmaker's mannequin. She wears all of the things I make, and her name is Marie Antoinette because she doesn't have a head.
My old car was named Jezebel. The whore of Babylon. She needed jumping a lot lol